carlosofthecosmos:

carlosofthecosmos:

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

I can’t fucking breathe holy moly

I wanna take all my selfies like the one on the right. I wanna channel this energy all the time

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cracked:

27 Classes We Wish They Forced People to Take in School

twocentslice:

Good for you, bro. [twocentslice]

(via tastefullyoffensive)

Tags: SOBBING

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

(Source: stevenstelfox, via milarca)

What happens when teens are home alone

  • According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
  • Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off

Tags: basically

oliviabensons:

it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction

(Source: annagunns, via milarca)

Tags: too true

bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

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I am very serious about everything and I am holding puppies

(Source: gameofgifs, via thebatwiggler)

Jaime likes pie now.

(Source: brienneoftarth, via chellociraptor)

Tags: oh mY GOD got

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via milarca)

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(Source: spenceromg, via zombiehospice)

Tags: yes

corinnestark:

The northern girl. Winterfell’s daughter. We heard she killed the king with a spell, and afterward changed into a wolf with big leather wings like a bat, and flew out a tower window. But she left the dwarf behind and Cersei means to have his head.

See this is what I love. She may not have done it, but she gets all the credit for it. People fucking love her for it. 

(Source: jemmawatson, via thebatwiggler)

Tags: lovely got

jawnthetimelord:

apricockjam:

Turns out grapes aren’t flammable, so I tried putting a leaf in a grape, then setting the top of the leaf on fire to see if it would work. I ended up with a burnt leaf and a warm grape

grapes are like 90% water what did you think would happen

jawnthetimelord:

apricockjam:

Turns out grapes aren’t flammable, so I tried putting a leaf in a grape, then setting the top of the leaf on fire to see if it would work. I ended up with a burnt leaf and a warm grape

grapes are like 90% water what did you think would happen

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