J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via observando)
#that’s what’s so great about fan fic though#because you can go into their ask boxes and go WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OK and proceed to sob while they laugh at you#and sometimes they’ll share their headcanons as an extension of that universe#and really there’s nothing more delightful than that (via xactodreams)
Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle
If someone wants a romantic relationship with little or no sex, let them.
If someone wants a sexual relationship with no romance, let them.
And if someone wants a completely platonic relationship with no romance or sex, FUCKING LET THEM.
Destroy the idea that a relationship must have sex and/or romance to be “real”.
And destroy the idea that platonic relationships are somehow “worth less”.